Sarcastic Canine Audiobook Narration

I’m turning my fiction manuscript—told entirely through the eyes of a sarcastic yet warm-hearted dog—into a full-length audiobook. The story’s tone is warm, wry and a little gruff, built around short, punchy sentences laced with dry humour. I want that same feel carried straight into the narration.

Only one consistent narrator voice is needed; no separate character impressions. The voice should sound as though the dog is chatting directly with the listener: friendly, slightly rough around the edges, and quick with a deadpan side.

The final audio must be clean, well-paced and mastered to standard retail specs (ACX-compliant levels, noise floor, peak, RMS). A broadcast-quality home or studio setup is essential so the finished files arrive free of hiss, pops or room echo.

Deliverables
• 1–2 minute sample of the narrative voice on a supplied excerpt
• Finished, chapter-segmented WAV or 192 kbps MP3 files ready for upload
• One round of minor revisions for tone, pacing or technical fixes

I’ll provide the manuscript and any chapter notes once we agree on timelines. Let’s give this dog a voice listeners will love.