Modern Humorous Mug & Tee Designs

I want a series of modern, sleek text-only graphics with a humorous twist that will translate perfectly onto both ceramic mugs and cotton T-shirts. Clean lines, sharp typography and clever wordplay are the focus—no illustrations or vintage flourishes.

Please supply:

• 6 unique slogans rendered as print-ready vector files (AI or SVG)
• High-resolution PNGs (300 dpi, transparent background) sized for an 11-oz mug wrap and a standard unisex tee (12″ × 16″ print area)
• A short mock-up showing each design on a blank mug and tee to confirm placement and scale

Acceptance criteria
• Fonts must be commercial-use licensed or outlined
• Text remains legible at 2″ height and scales cleanly up to 16″
• Humor stays light, family-friendly and free of copyrighted phrases
• Colors limited to two per design to keep screen-printing costs low

Once the first concept is approved, the remaining five can follow the same visual language. Let’s keep the workflow efficient—share proofs in PDF or JPEG, and I’ll give quick feedback so we can reach final sign-off without delays.