Create Cartoon Shorts from Illustrated Book

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I wrote a book, and had it illustrated, its around 130 pages. I would like to find someone to turn it into a few short cartoons. Ai is fine. It's a funny book, but it's on the word fu*k, so if you have a problem with that, please don't bid. Would prefer someone with a bit of a raunchy sense of humour, who isn't offended by words, lol. It's all just for laughs. I posted this once, awarded the project, then the person I hired turned out to be someone else entirely, so please, if you bid, be the person who is in the profile. Also, I would like to see a small sample of your work, using my book, nothing crazy, just the first 10 pages. And no, I'm sorry, but I won't pay for the sample. I can't pay for every sample that's done or that would eat up my project budget. If you've made it this far and are still interested, please put in a bid and send me a message. I look forward to hearing from you.